Sexy Time
This piece comes decorated with a miniature burlesque dancer wearing nothing but high heels, peacock feathers and a come-hither look on her face. Hand-painted with acrylic colours, the scene is remarkably three-dimensional, and every time the minute hand passes 12, the dancer’s dress flutters in all the wrong (or right) places, making this watch not the kind you’d choose to wear in polite company – or when your straitlaced in-laws are on their way over.